“He Doesn’t Have to Reach Very Far To Pull An Insult Out of His Ass” 29 December 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image7.25″ square)“The Aging Hippie National Anthem” 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“He’s Got About Enough Good Manners To Stuff A Dead Baby Rat” 28 December 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“”Oh No, Something I Don’t Recognize Entered My Orbit!” Lizard Brain Immediately Curtails All Expeditionary Impulses of Higher Brain and Commences Pre-emptive Lashing Out” 15 December 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Untroubled By Introspection” 21 October 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“What You See Is What You Get” 21 October 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“While Some of My Youthful Compatriots Were Practicing Guitar, Others Were Securing the Banishment of Every Trace of Humanity From Their Character” 16 October 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“It Dawned On Me That His Arrogance Was Not an Isolated Occurrence but a Defining Characteristic of His Entire Life, Maintained With Bellowing Certainty and Utter Consistency” 14 October 2011 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Beware of Incurious Arrogance Masquerading as Magnanimity” 14 October 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Their Good Intentions Were Merely Ointments For Their Festering Sores” 11 October 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“They Endeavored to Keep All Traces of Decline At Bay by Drawing Flowers in Full and Robust Bloom, but Their Plan Failed as Their Arms and Legs Grew Weaker, Their Minds Became Enfeebled, and, with Their Hearts Beating Erratically, the Unstoppable Scent of Decay Seeped Through Every Window and Door” 13 September 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“If Someone’s an Asshole in the Actual World, They’re Bound to be One in the Theoretical World, Too” 28 September 2011 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square“As the Years Rolled By He Continued to Listen to the Same Music He’d First Heard as a Teenager, Playing the Records Over and Over as His Teeth All Fell Out, One After Another” 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)
