“Your Quest for Knowledge Cracks Me Up” 21 February 2020 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Unable to Find Comfort in the Mysterious Embrace of Art, They Wave the Flag of Unfettered Stupidity with a Statement That Has No Basis in Fact, Yet Often Goes Unchallenged” 18 May 2019 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“The Hustler and the Empty Vessel” 27 July 2014 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“When Did Pronouncing the “T” in Often Become Commonplace?” 1 May 2014 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“George Washington’s Powerful Body Odor” 16 October 2013 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Insignificant Conversation” 7 October 2013 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“At the Conclusion of the Song He Couldn’t Resist Taking the Opportunity to Offer a Ponderous Explanation that Robbed the Composition of Every Bit of its Poetic Mystery, Reducing the Experience to a Hustler’s Shallow Sales Pitch” 7 October 2013 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“He Was Hoping That His Ineptitude Would Come Off as Charming” 27 August 2013 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“The Sadly Pathetic Punch Fell Far Short of Making Contact” 3 February 2013 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“No Apology Will Adhere to This Surface” 20 July 2012 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“A Pathological Lack of Empathy” 30 April 2012 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“The Fearful and the Bitter Often Mistake Good Taste for Wealth” 30 April 2012 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Microtonal Dingbat” 16 April 2012 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Scaredy Cat Blowhard” 16 April 2012 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Crumbling Wide Load, Shredded Dignity” 10 April 2012 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“We’re Simpler Than We Think” 8 April 2012 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“The Abyss of Nostalgia” 2011 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“When Standard Accolades Were No Longer Enough For Him He Took to Treating His Contemporaries as Interns” 29 March 2012 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Avoiding Conflict At All Costs, Sleep Become the Only Safe Haven” 21 February 2012 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“All Their Rosy Platitudes Sunk to the Bottom of the Stagnant Pond” 12 February 2012 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Dewey Eyed Bloodsuckers Stop the Water of Curiosity From Flowing” 6 February 2012 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Seething” 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Delusions of Graceful Decline” 13 October 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Fake Shutters Be Gone” 13 January 2012 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“If One Must Play Both Prerecorded Choral Music and Jazz at a Dinner Party, Please Be Sure to Play Them in the Proper Order During the Evening” 11 November 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Originally They Knew Only One Thing About the Bride’s Father: That He Never Repaid the Money He Owed. Eventually They Knew One More Thing: That He Was Dead.” 10 November 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Well Mannered, But a Bit Skittish” 17 January 2012 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Though Completely Uninterested in Him or His Endeavors, They Perceived Their Futures to be Linked and Didn’t Hesitate to Ask For a Ten Dollar Donation to Their Special Club” 17 January 2012 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Take Your Fucking Hat Off” 15 January 2012 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Forcing Discourse Out of the Room” 2011 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Sidelining Debate” 2011 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“A Disheartening Lack of Discourse” 2011 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“From Complacency to Utter Disregard” 2011 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“In Spite of Doing Very Well in the Stock Market and Enjoying a Generous State Pension, Walter Would Stop Any Neighbor Out for a Walk and Try to Sell Them His Used Lawnmower Until Everyone Took to Strolling the Streets Where Walter Didn’t Live” 2011 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“The Pot Luck Dinner Was Rather Disappointing As Only Two People Came, One Bringing Wine and the Other Bringing Licorice Nibs” 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Color Scheme Determined by Leaderless Committee After Three Months of Meetings” 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Walter Thinks This is Oral History” 2011 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“The Case of the Yammering Neighbor” 2011 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“The Case of the Anti-Social Shopkeeper” 2011 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Townspeople Lined Both Sides of the Street for the Parade” 2011 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Many People Walked Out of the Controversial Lecture” 2011 (ink on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Nostalgia-Fogged Aging Hippies Line Up To Become Unpaid Corporate Shills” 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Stop Pissing Away Your Life By Missing Your Youth” 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25″ square)“Make No Mistake About It” 2011 (ink and colored pencil on paper, image 7.25 x 6.75″)
